Something to Smile/Laugh About

WHY GOD MADE MOMS

Answers given by 2nd grade school children to the following questions:

Why did God make mothers?

1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.

2. Mostly to clean the house.

3. To help us out of there when we were getting born.

How did God make mothers?

1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.

2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.

3. God made my mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts.

What ingredients are mothers made of?

1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean.

2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string, I think.

Why did God give you your mother and not some other mom?

1. We're related.

2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's mom like me.

What kind of a little girl was your mom?

1. My mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff.

2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy.

3. They say she used to be nice.

What did mom need to know about dad before she married him?

1. His last name.

2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer?

3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores?

Why did your mom marry your dad?

1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my mom eats a lot

2. She got too old to do anything else with him.

3. My grandma says that mom didn't have her thinking cap on.

Who's the boss at your house?

1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a goof ball.

2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed.

3. I guess mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad.

What's the difference between moms and dads?

1. Moms work at work and work at home and dads just go to work at work.

2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.

3. Dads are taller and stronger, but moms have all the real power 'cause that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friends.

4. Moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine.

What does your mom do in her spare time?

1. Mothers don't do spare time.

2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long.

What would it take to make your mom perfect?

1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery.

2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue.

If you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be?

1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of that.

2. I'd make my mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it not me.

3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her head.

Higher than the Heavens

A youth in the Church sing beautifully the song "One Thing".

As much as i like her voice, i truly love the lyrics of the song where it says "God's Name is higher than the heavens."

I like it when a song specifically glorifies the Father more than the one who sings it even how wonderful it has been sang and delivered. What's important is the deeper things in that song and what it tried to tells us.

Lord Your Name is higher than the heavens
Lord Your Name is higher than all created things
Higher than hope
Higher than dreams
The name of the Lord

Let Me Share

Just something someone special shared today.

Dead Church

Is this for milk?

Ouch...hot milk served on my side.

I'll try to finish drinking it.

One More Thing

Did i say "one more thing"?

I would also like to say thank you to those who made an impact on this blog.

The Lord, Jesus Christ, above all else. For welcoming me to His family and becoming His daughter.

The church people that are helping me accept God's word even if there are times that it throws down to my vein which hurts down to my inner being. Oh no...i hate the word "down" coz last sunday i heard about "downfall", "downgrade", "down there where the flames of fire are set", "downcast", "down hearted", "im down"...seems like a very negative word in this generation. But not for Christians. (wow im happy declaring that I am a Christian...oh what a good feeling!!!)

And still i would like to use that word "down" as a "bow down" to God. No added milk-pride on this. Just a humble spirit that i believe i have because of Jesus.

To my readers, whom to my surprised, already followed this humble milk-blog. Thank you once again Tammy and oh there's another one worth mentioning, Hon. I am loving God first in my life the moment i've come to know Him and the moment i knew He accepted and welcomed me with arms wide open.

A smile for you guys from your milk-to-meat loving friend.

These are things..."one more thing plus another thing plus another thing". More things. How sweet to write things down and learn that there's more to share.

Thanks be to God!!!

Thank you for the Comments

I never thought blogging would "bloom" this year for me. Just got the chance to write i guess. Or a gift?

Don't know. Just loving every piece of milk and meat i was able to drink, chew, eat and digest.

The process of learning's been so cool to me. Maybe it's His time already. No way to turn the heart and mind backward...i wanna move forward and see this blessed hope coming my way.

And oh before i forgot, i need to say "THANK YOU" to the one who leaves comment on this blog. I wonder if people ever noticed a milk-to-meat loving person in this side of the world. And here she comes reading mine.

Thank you Miss Tammy. Yours unique and full of God-loving personalities in there.

I'll surely love every single day reading what's new in the Christian world.

And again, eat the meat.

Bible Study

Oh what an awesome Bible Study we had yesterday at Church. It's good to open the Bible altogether and learn together...discussing about the verses and relating it to other verses.

I am growing...trying to eat meat and loving it.

The Lord is good...He reigns on high!!!

Being Modest and Being Pretty

Body: One day, Myself - forever forbidding me from
good, and enticing me into evil - asked me, When
does a woman become more beautiful in your
eyes?

I asked, Why do you want to know?

Myself said, If I tell you, will you answer my
question?

I said, Yes!

Myself said, Satan - our grand teacher - is making
a survey of what makes the woman more beautiful
in the eyes of men

I asked, What's this survey for?



Myself said, He wants to make an encyclopedia
that will be distributed among the Satans of
mankind and Jinn. He wants our approach to be
more scientific! Now tell me, when does the
woman become more beautiful in your eyes?

I asked, Do you have ways of making a woman
more beautiful in the eyes of men?

Myself said, Yes, there are many ways,
mannerisms and looks. Each man has his own
inclinations

I said, Perhaps you could mention to me some of
these and I will choose!

OK! Do you prefer a fair or dark woman? Neither!

Do you like the one with long or short hair? Neither!

The thin or fat one? Neither!

Do you like the one who uncovers her hair? NO!

Do you like the one who wears tight and short
clothes NO!

What about the one who uncovers her shoulders
and thighs? No way!

What about the one who sways from side-to-side
while walking, strikes the floor with her high heels
and speaks softly to men?? NO!

You didn't like any of the ones I mentioned to you?
I can't think of anything else? Really? Try to
remember!

....(silence)... then Myself smiled slyly, YOU
WICKED!! You like a woman when she is wearing
a bikini?!!

Yuck! No!!

....(silence)... then Myself smiled again, You evil
man! What?

You like the woman who shuts the door and says
come? NO!

I've run out of suggestions; you tell me what
makes a woman more attractive to you?

OK! When the woman blushes and goes all red

Goes all red? I don't understand?

She becomes more beautiful when she lowers her
gaze

Lowers her gaze?!! What's wrong with you? Speak
clearly!

The woman becomes more attractive, when she
becomes more modest and shy. Modesty is the
thing that attracts me and many other men. The
more a woman is modest the more attractive she
becomes....Do you understand??

Confidence in Christ

Therefore let him who thinks he stands take heed lest he fall. I Corinthians 10:12

A real Christian thinks not of who he is but of who Christ is in him. It always boil down to that. Everyday as we do our normal duties whether it be in the workplace or at home we should always put Christ on. Again, Christ is grace incarnate and not putting on a haughty and proud spirit for it is not Christlikeness. Because the truth is, being in Christ is the exact opposite of what the world percieves or what the world expects. A humble and submissive attitude towards the leading of the Holy Spirit, in time, would lead us to it's fruits and being proud is not one of them. So, let us always be careful of our hearts intent because it might cause others to stumble. But let us keep on relying and trusting in Christ who works in us that we may mature.

Great

God is so great!!!! The moment i feel like im losin strength to something....HE's just there ready to lift me up......."Where would I be without His love?.......God bless and keep all of you!

God is Good

He is and will always be....

Today's Smile

God's Boxes I have in my hands two boxes, Which God gave me to hold? He said, "Put all your sorrows in the black box, And all your joys in the gold." I heeded His words, and in the two boxes, Both my joys and sorrows I stored, But though the gold became heavier each day, The black was as light as before. With curiosity, I opened the black, I wanted to find out why, And I saw, in the base of the box, a hole, Which my sorrows had fallen out by. I showed the hole to God, and mused, "I wonder where my sorrows could be!" He smiled a gentle smile and said, "My child, they're all here with me." I asked God, why He gave me the boxes, Why the gold and the black with the hole? "My child, the gold is for you to count your blessings, The black is for you to let go." We should consider all of our friends a blessing.

Being Hurt

I am a lady.

I am loved.

I am appreciated.

And what's my problem then???

Forgiveness. Yes, i would like to forgive this one person who hurt me while i am trying to eat my portion of meat.

If she hurt me i should not hurt her back.

Time will tell.

Today

What have i learned today?

This is my fellow asked me :)

Well, i've learned that i am nothing without the Lord.

This bottle of milk i am drinking will soon be empty because meat are coming.

The end of this baby is coming so quickly.

I need to be ready.