He Heard me LAUGH

It is said that laughter is the best medicine. So today we shall share a laugh or two, for after all, our Heavenly Father has a sense of humor as the Bible says "HE LAUGHS".

So sit back, relax, and enjoy some of the Bloopers actually found in Church Bulletins! ( I supposed most of you heard or read this before...hehe)

It made me laugh the first time 'cause i just read it hehe

*The outreach committee has enlisted 25 visitors to
make calls on people who are not afflicted with
any church.

*The Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday
morning at 10. All ladies are invited to lunch in the
Fellowship Hall after the B.S. is done.

*Evening massage - 6 p.m.

*The Pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the
congregation would lend him their electric girdles for
the pancake breakfast next Sunday morning.

*The audience is asked to remain seated until the end
of the recession.

*Ushers will eat latecomers

*For those of you who have children and don't know it,
we have a nursery downstairs.

*The Rev. Meriwether spoke briefly, much to the
delight of the audience.

*Due to the Rector's illness, Wednesday's healing
services will be discontinued until further notice.

*Next Sunday Mrs. Vinson will be soloist for the
morning service. The pastor will then speak on "It's a
Terrible Experience."

*Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our
church and community.

*Today's Sermon: HOW MUCH CAN A MAN DRINK?
With hymns from a full choir.

*Potluck supper: prayer and medication to follow.

*Don't let worry kill you off - let the church help.

*The 2003 Spring Council Retreat will be hell on May 10th
and 11th.

*Pastor is on vacation. Massages can be given to
church secretary.

*8 new choir robes are currently needed due to the addition
of several new members and to the deterioration of some
older ones.

*The pastor will preach his farewell message, after which
the choir will sing, "Break Forth Into Joy."

*The third verse of Blessed Assurance will be sung
without musical accomplishment.

I hope that you have enjoyed these as much as I did!

Have a blessed weekend everyone.

God bless us more!!!!